{"id":91,"date":"2005-09-15T00:00:03","date_gmt":"2005-09-15T07:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4gi.wtf\/wp\/?p=91"},"modified":"2021-12-08T10:17:25","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T18:17:25","slug":"tea-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Tea, Daddy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months or so ago I was feeling sick. Very sick. I was taking care of three-year-old Matthew and was trying to keep up with him despite the fact that I felt drained. At one point it all became too much. I was chasing him through the bathroom when my foot caught in a towel on the floor and I fell flat on my face. I was uninjured, but stunned, tired, and sick. I did not feel able to get up.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I lay there for a couple of minutes before Matthew came back to find out why I wasn&#8217;t following him any more. &#8220;What doing, Daddy?&#8221; he asked my exhausted, prone self.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, Matthew, Daddy is just sick, very tired, and he doesn&#8217;t want to get up right now.&#8221; I tried to sound as calm as possible; I was afraid of frightening him. He has been somewhat obsessed with illness and death lately and, though I honestly felt like I might never be able to stand again, I knew that the odds were in favor of me being up and chasing him around the house in a few minutes. At that particular moment, though, I simply did not have it in me to stand.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew scampered away like a boy on a mission. I continued searching within myself for the fortitude to get to my feet, afraid that I might have scared Matthew or made him feel insecure. Such is the weakness in my character, though, that I was unable to stand. It occurred to me that he is probably smart enough to dial 9-1-1, which would be plenty embarrassing in its own right, but I assured myself that neither Kim nor I had taught him to make emergency calls.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This will make you feel better,&#8221; he said when he returned. He proceeded to set up his little plastic tea set a few inches from my nose. He then brewed, poured, and served me that delicious imaginary tea that only preschoolers can make. It was the perfect elixir, and I was up and running with him through the house in no time at all.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; <span class=\"twikiNewLink\">Ron<\/span>\u00a0&#8211; 15 Sep 2005<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of months or so ago I was feeling sick. Very sick. I was taking care of three-year-old Matthew and was trying to keep up with him despite the fact that I felt drained. At one point it all became too much. I was chasing him through the bathroom when my foot caught in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/?p=91\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tea, Daddy?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/looseassociations.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}